Aliens & UFOs
📍 Roswell, New Mexico, USA (allegedly everywhere else too)
Aliens
Grey skin, big eyes, worse communication skills.
No cryptid roster is complete without the classic Grey — the almond-eyed, oversized-head visitor that's been the default mental image of an alien since the mid-20th century. The archetype crystallized after the 1947 Roswell incident and got a permanent upgrade from decades of contactee reports, alleged abductions, and a few too many blockbuster movies. Whether you think they're extraterrestrial scientists, interdimensional tourists, or a shared cultural hallucination, the Grey has become as much a design icon as a folklore figure — instantly recognizable on a bumper sticker from fifty feet away. We're less interested in proving anything and more interested in doing that head shape justice in ink.
Quick Facts
- First widely reported: 1947, Roswell, NM
- Signature features: Grey skin, oversized head, huge black eyes
- Preferred vehicle: Saucer-shaped, allegedly
- Known for: Abduction stories, cattle mutilations, and questionable bedside manner
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